What Is Best In Life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Conan says to himself: I don’t know about this guy. Something seems off. I’m not sure I should trust him. Nah, I’m just being a paranoid Cimmerian. He’s a priest. What could go wrong?
No one is impressed by you. Especially Thulsa Doom. He’s evil; a sorcerer who can summon demons. His followers’ only purpose is to die in his service. Thousands of them.
The original Conan the Barbarian film was filled to the brim with nasty Hyborian Age naughtiness. The moody hero engaged in quiet a few conquests, and I’m not talking about Aquilonia.